September 2002 Reviews

It's time for the latest installment in the "Red Assed Lap Dancing" series. The plot for this one is exactly the same as the previous vids. In the first segment we see Lena and Misty entering a motel room to do some modeling. Lena and Misty are both stripper type girls with great bodies and cute faces. After the required dancing the Red Hot Man has to go tap a kidney. When he returns he discovers the girls stealing his wallet. There is no threating to call the police with the Red Hot Man. He just deals out his own brand of vigilanty justice. We don't see it but when the camera cuts back to the action Misty is tied in a chair with a scarf gag in her mouth and Lena is in the OTK position getting her justice. As with the other videos in this series the hand spanking both girls receive is hard and the girls provide great reactions. The thing that sets this one apart from the others is Misty tied in the chair. Throughout Lena's spanking the camera cuts back to her with a look of panic on her face trying as hard as she can to escape her bonds. Although I'm not a huge bondage fan, this set-up was a turn-on. Lena's spanking is hard and she kicks and wiggles around a lot to no avail. After Lena's punishment is done the Red Hot Man turns his attention to Misty's pale white bottom. For those of you who though that only men could swear like sailor's, Misty proves you wrong. She has one of the filthiest mouths I've ever heard and she uses it constantly. While Misty takes her very hard spanking Lena stands in the corner peering over her shoulder to catch all of the action. Among the highlights of Misty's spanking is the part where she is forced to count out the strokes, which she has a very hard time doing. There is also some decent crying to be seen and heard.

The second part of the video features Kristalee, a cute blonde model. After fast forwarding through the modeling the real action begins. As usual the model ends up getting pissed off at our hero and has to pay the consequences. An added touch that has been included in some of the other videos from this line is also present here. A peroxide blonde just happens to be walking by the motel door. Hearing the spanking going on inside she stops to listen in and appears to enjoy what she hears. I really enjoy this scenario because in my opinion it adds to the humiliation factor. Overall Kristalee's spanking is better than the segments that end most of the RHV vids. She ends up buck naked and takes a pretty sweet spanking.

As with the other RHV productions that I have reviewed, I enjoyed Volume 17. The bondage changed things up a bit but the Red Hot Man delivered with his usual but blistering performance. Technical quality is good with the editing being very good. If you have enjoyed the other videos in this series then I think that you'll like this one too.

Red Assed Lap Dancing Volume 16
Produced by: Red Hot Video
Review by: Bob
Spankings: M/F
Starring: Chanta Rose, Heaven, August Lee, and the Red Hot Man
Produced by: Greg Edwards
Directed by: Greg Edwards
Format: VHS
Produced: Not listed
Running time: 1 hour
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Sometimes you get a nice suprise. You win some money in a lottery, your favorite writer finishes his newest book early, your Christmas bonus is larger than expected or you find a spanking tape in which all the women featured hit just the right buttons. In this case I'm talking about Red Hot Video 16, subtitled: Chastised bimbo's. Just like every other Red Hot production, some nice looking models are lured to a hotel room, supossedly to do a lingerie shoot and before they know it they find themselves over the lap of a mysterious gentleman with enormous hands with just one goal: spank their behinds raw for about twenty minutes long (and for some of the featured girls twenty minutes is really, really long).

So, Red Hot Video starts of with a girl named Chanta Rose. But when she walks through the door you can't help but feel a little tingle. Chanta Rose is tall, handsome, blond (delicious detail: her long blond hair reaches her butt) and English. Just a perfect picture. But a tart. She definitely knows she's beautiful and let's our mystery man know from the start. Things are done her way, or no way at all (but we know there's a third optoin lurking around the corner). And when she starts modelling the lingerie it's drooling time. She's professional, knows how to move and wears the tasty lingerie really well. But she complains about the surroundings and the crappy way our mystery man has arranged the shoot and we all know this means she's in for it now. And when our man asks her to model the last pair of panties lying across his lap, the fun really starts.

The tall, gorgeous woman falls for the trick (duh!) and drops herself over our man's legs. When he starts fondling her delicious behind she starts complaining and tells him to cut it out. She's got a professional job tomorrow and hasn't got time for suprises. But a suprise she will get, because our mystery man raises his hand and lets it clash down smack on her panties. Without losing a second he starts spanking her firmly and Chanta knows she's in trouble know. But instead of screaming or fighting, she takes the first smacks all the while trying to negotiate her way of our man's lap. This is really a joy to see, because her face constantly reacts to the slaps but she bites the pain away waiting for our man to give her a response. Which she doesn't get. Instead, our man keeps on spanking her soundly and soon Chanta has to concede she can't persuade this man to do her bidding. Oh no, not at all.

So, our English filly's cheeks (the one's in her face as well as the one's under her back) get redder and redder and soon our man slides her panties down. And when her ample breasts flop out of her bra too we can see Chanta in all her naked glory. Her skin's milky white and must be soft to the touch, but by now her cute derriere is red and angry. Just the way we like it. All the while during the spanking we hear her cute English accent as she tries desperatly to make her ordeal stop, but still to no avail. A few more minutes into the spanking she starts moaning, sniffeling and sighing and the pretty picture is complete. She even gets some corner time while our man takes a breather after which it's back over his lap for the fun to continue some more. She get's some real hard slaps and then, sadly, it's over. But this spanking is a delight to follow, worth the money you put down for this tape. And then you haven't seen the last two girls yet.

The second up is Heaven. Another blond, but she's a little shorter, plumper and brattier than Chanta Rose. And a lot more foul mouthed. Yup, this girls begs to be spanked right from the start. But first we get to see her do a sexy dance. When she gives our mystery man a lap dance she's in the danger zone and within his grasp. Soon she finds herself thrown over his lap and once again the sweet sound of spanking fills the room. This time accompanied by the harsh voice of Heaven, because boy, oh boy, can she scream. She wasn't prepared for just how much a spanking can hurt and she let's it show. She tries keeping her breath under control but fails and soon bawls, bucks and cries. If you like a girl to let go of all her control and see her panicking, then this one's for you. Heaven braces herself by clenching her butt and throwing her legs up, but it makes her tight little butt even tighter and more fun to see it spanked. Our man's big hand almost fits her whole behind, so, with each swat he gives both cheeks the attention they deserve. Heaven get spanked real good. And then we get another suprise. When her lingerie gets stripped completely away, we're treated to two large, firm and just perfectly shaped breasts, flopping and swinging every way according to the spasms of Heaven. By now she's in tears, her mascara dripping over her face and the hurt evident on her face. This young girl gets what she deserves though and when finally she lies on the floor crying, her body shaking uncontrollably, you can't help but hope to see her again in the awkward position of a spankee. Well, we can always push rewind.

The last girl to get a sound spanking is August Lee. August is definitly a lot older than both Chanta Rose and Heaven, but this is not a problem, because she's still handsome and can really use the punishment. After all, better late than never! When August gets in she's not too happy with what she sees and she let's it know. She calls her agent to complain and haves a go at our man too. Not a good idea. She get's grabbed by the ear and put across our man's lap. She starts screaming right away and when the spanking starts it only get's louder. This spanking will turn out to be quite fun though, because August has a nice big butt which colors nicely. But what's really fun is her movement. She kicks her legs, grabs her head, screams and curses and just gives a perfect show. All the while accompanied by our man's handiwork. It almost looks like she likes what's happening, but in the end she cries and looks in pain for real. And looking at her steaming red buns, we can only imaging what she must feel. Ouch!

Red Hot Video 16 is the best of the series I've seen so far. And I've seen six of the tapes, so I think that says enough. RHV 16 is a must have if you like gorgeous women getting a butt blistering. Like I've said, seeing Chanta Rose was enough for me; Heaven and Alex are just the icing on the cake. Know what, having typed this, I think I'll go and watch it again, just to make sure I haven't forgotten some details in this review. Better safe than sorry, after all ;-)

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