September 2001 Reviews

It's been almost a year and half since I ordered any of the "Red Assed Lap" dancing series, so I decided to check out the three newest titles, Volumes 13, 15, and 15. Out of the three, I enjoyed Volume 13 the best so I have decided to review it first. This volume sticks pretty close to the rest of the series in that each of the girls model some lingerie and suck on the occassional banana before the OTK action begins. The first girl that we are introduced to is Brianna. She is a cute little blonde with a killer body. The Red Hot Man lures her across his knee on the premise the he wants her to model some panties in this position. It's not long before the hand spankings begin and the model learns first hand what the OTK position is really for. At the beginning of the spanking she is wearing a black thong and a dress-like piece of lingerie. The pace is fairly rapid and the amount of force is what I would consider moderate. The sheer number of swats that land must have made it a painful experience for Brianna though. A couple of minutes into the spanking a nice looking brunette walks by the motel door and stops to listen. Throughout the spanking the camera cuts back to her listening at the door and laughing at what Brianna is going through. For me this is the next best thing to having a witness at the session. Brianna is very vocal and screams quite a bit throughout the session. Near the end of the session Brianna starts to cry. This is a great segment and I would rank it in the top three spankings I have ever seen in a Red Hot Video.

The second girl featured is Rhiannon who looks like your typical blonde porn actress. She has a nice body but has a huge tatoo on her back. She begins the session wearing a black bra, garter belt, nylons, and thong. These all come off about half-way through the spanking. This scene has the typical set-up and is all hand spanking in the OTK position. It also features picture in picture in segments so you can watch Rhiannon's face and butt at the same time. Like Brianna before, Rhiannon is also very vocal constantly asking the Red Hot Man to "stop it", and "let me go", etc. Rhiannon's session is about as hard as Brianna's and she ends up crying at the end. The tears are much more visible here as you can see her mascara running. This scene is almost as good as the first one.

The third and final scene features Stefani Weaver. Stefani is an average looking red head who shows up to do a lap dance, instead she ends up doing an entirely diffent kind of lap dancing OTK style. All of the modeling sequence that precedes most of the other segments is skipped here and the action begins immediately. Stefani is not nearly as vocal as the other two girls and she seems to take the spanking pretty well. Like the second scene this one also features picture in picture in selected segments. It also features a black haired woman who looks somewhat like Elaine from "Seinfeld" listening at the door. As usual the Red Hot Man does not reveal his face. The camera accidentally captures it a couple of times here and RHV pixeled it out like they do when you see someone interviewed who is in the witness protection program. Who knows, maybe the Red Hot Man is in the witness proctection program and can't have his face exposed. The spanking in this scene is pretty good although it doesn't match the other two.

I've got to give "Red Assed Lap Dancing Vol. 13" two thumbs up. The first two scenes were great and the last was not shabby at all. The technical quality of the video is very good and multiple camera angles were used including my favorite, the face shot.

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