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by Red Hot Video

review by Ritch Flynn

Red Hot Video's latest release begins with a girl named Nicki (below).

Nicki is an attractive blonde who begins the session with Red Hot Video's trademark striptease dance routine. After two minutes or so of dancing, Nicki asks "what's next?" and find out only too well.

Nicki's spanking scene is short, buy Red Hot Video standards, lasting only about 6 or 7 minutes. Her backside does color very nicely, and at times she treats us to wonderful displays of bucking and kicking. However, this scene is best watched with the volume set to "mute." Nicki was trying to match hew "ows" to each swat the spanker delivered. At times, her timing was superb, at times not. Either way, she ruined the "aura" of the whole scene by doing this. Don't get me wrong, she took one hell of a spanking in this scene. She's obviously a young lady with a tough butt, but she tried too hard to give the audience what she thought we would want, and as a result, her vocals became a negative quality. The scene is worth a look, just not a listen.

After Nicki's session, we get a departure from Red Hot Video's normal story lines. Usually, we see striptease dancers doing their act, then getting a red bottom. Now, we meet Hillary (below), a model, who has shown up to do a Victoria's Secret style photoshoot.

There were some excellent visuals prior to her spanking. We see color vignettes wherein she is speaking, and saying things like "what a dump this place is" and "does this idiot know what he's doing?" Interspersed with these are black and white scenes where she's modeling, and the only speaking she does is to describe (briefly) the product line.

When she is taken over the knee, she says "let me get this straight. You want me to lay over your lap so you can get a shot of my panties? Do you know what you're doing?" Critical point here: as she says this line, her facial expressions tell us far more than her words do. First it's a look of "Huh?", followed by a look which says "this guy's a bonafide space cadet."

Ladies and gentlemen, this was, without any competitors, the all-time best spanking scene Red Hot Video has ever shot. It was so good, I used some stills in picture gallery 4. The spanking action was superb (more on that in a moment), but above that, we have a very classy woman here who is also attractive, and has the ability to use facial expressions right up there with such legendary spankettes as Georgia Gold and Virginia Lewis. This did not only apply to the spanking either, but rather to her whole performance. Things like this make a difference in a spanking video.

Now, Hillary's spanking was spectacular. For 12 minutes, or so, we see a perfect pair of females glutes go from a gentle pale white, to a flaming crimson. The impacts on her buttocks were sending shocks waves up towards her hips, and at times they even reverberated down her thighs as well. During it all, her facial expressions were fantastic, her vocal protests excellent, and her pleas for mercy so wonderful that the viewer would almost feel sorry for her. The kicking and bucking made for wonderful visual stimulation as well. Also, towards the end of the spanking, we see a very classy lady reduced to a very unladylike session of trying to barter her sex in exchange for a reprieve from spanking. And, before it's over, she is truly sobbing. This scene sizzled in all respects.

Finally, we get to see Mariette (below) get her just deserts.

Mariette is a gorgeous brunette, who, like Hillary before her, is a model, not a stripper. This fact leads to a very creative twist by the Red Hot Video production team. Anyone familiar with the product will know that very often the dancers are handed bananas, which they use is a sucking and licking fashion. They hand one to Mariette, who immediately says "what the hell is this for?" After some cajoling, she begins a little quasi-dance routine with the banana, but soon throws it on the floor saying "Screw this, I'm outta here."

Before this raven haired lass can leave, she is taken by the ear (spanking vids need more of that) and led to the bed where she is promptly put into her proper place: over a man's lap! Protesting about how "unprofessional" this is, and promising that her spanker will be "in big trouble" with her modeling agency,

These threats do not slow down the fact that Red Hot Video's expert spanker is quite determined to give this woman a very red and sore bottom. And red and sore it becomes. Despite her protests, kicking and wriggling, Mariette winds up with a bottom the color of a fire engine before her ordeal is finished. And as she is soundly spanked, we get to see another young lady listening to her spanking outside the door, and giggling at the sound. Mariette's spanking lasts about 12 minutes, or so, and the scene was very, very good. This woman has a superb bottom, which is just made for a spanking, and she really did take one hell of a dose in her performance.

All in all, I'd say this tape ranked about an 7 on a one to ten scale, with ten being highest.