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byRed Hot Video

review by Ritch Flynn

Welcome to Red Assed Lap Dancing Volume 10. In this 10th episode from Red Hot Video, we are once again treated to three lovely ladies getting a butt burning, leg kicking, arm flailing dose of good OTK jam sessions. Okay, here's the plot: models arrive at a motel room for a video shoot, only to find that the video shoot entails them being spanked. They don't know this, but we do (lucky us, heh heh heh).

First, we get Natalya and Azuray. Natalya is a blonde, and she's trouble from the get go. She shows up drunk, can’t do her dance before the camera, and just makes a big problem for the film crew. Azuray keeps apologizing for Natalya's antics, but Red Hot Video's Mystery Man has had enough (it's only a good reason). He takes firm grasp of the intoxicated imp and proceeds to teach her a thing or two about professionalism.

Natalya is, of course, spanked for her antics in a most amusing way. She endures a very long OTK session, which is fun in and of itself, but after a brief respite (during which time she douses her blazing cheeks in a sink filled with ice), she returns to where mystery spanker is. She winds up back over his lap, and is quickly spanked again, but this time her buttocks are moistened with same demon whiskey that caused her problems in the first place. Now, spanking someone on a wet backside is plenty sting enough, but when that liquid is alcohol, I can only surmise that it burns like pure fire. Not that this fact should cause Mystery Spanker any mind. After all, John Barleycorn got her into this, why not use that same substance to drive home a potent message? Well, drive home the message he does. All in all, Natalya endures a good 10 minutes of OTK hand spanking, and also has the fine experience of having Azuray look on, laugh and encourage Mystery Spanker to "hit her harder!" Cats do have claws, after all. When Mystery Spanker is done with Natalya,…

it is Azuray's turn. She comes over, under the premise of being hot and horny, and is promptly turned over Mystery Spanker's knee for her own lesson in professional behavior. Like Natalya before her, Azuray is given the rare treat of about 8 minutes of having her bare bottom used as a percussion instrument. And might I say, that while the beat was catchy, you really couldn't dance to it. That said, Azuray, who was by far the finest looking woman in this production, receives a spanking, which is not as long as Natalya's, but was somewhat harder. By spanking's end, her end was the color of a beet (approx.), and she was whimpering slightly. Since this sassy lass did remain sober, there was no need to apply whiskey to her bottom for spanking (darn!). Natalya got her own little pound of flesh though, as she pranced around egging on Mystery Spanker throughout Azuray's ordeal.

Last is Val. At first sight, I was not crazy about her. She was a skinny thing with a hatchet nose and no chin. I did not find her to be very attractive, but the spanking she took more than made up for this fact. And she earned it too. With a haughty-taught attitude and a great deal of mouthy remarks, the viewer truly wants to see this one get a good hide tanning. Val's spanking lasted a good 15 minutes. It was a mixture of rapid-fire swats, soft pauses and slow build-ups. As the scene progressed, it became more and more apparent that this was the all time best single spanking scene I had ever witnessed. Val was begging for Mystery Spanker to end the agony, and when he would slow down, she would settle down, only to say things like "My God, no more! No more!" She was imploring him to stop, and eventually she was whimpering incoherently. This was marked with sobs and a high pitched whining cry. It was deserved too. Val really did take one hell of a spanking from Mystery Spanker. This one was worth a standing ovation. The video quality was well above average. The editing was smooth and continuity was impeccable. The worst that can be said is that the lighting from camera 1 (the one focusing on Val's bottom in the last scene) could have been better, a fact which becomes a non-issue since very little footage was used from that angle during her spanking scene. Add into it that the lighting from that angle was much better during the previous two spankings and again, it becomes a non-issue to the average viewer. All in all, this video really does demonstrate how far this company has come in its short history. Be warned that these really aren't romantic tapes for couples, nor are they the hard paddle and cane discipline of the Nu-West variety. These are straightforward "guy spanks a chick because she has a butt" tapes, and there is no plot. Kind of like a John Wayne movie, only without the gunshots.