October 2002 Reviews



Red Assed Lap Dancing Vol. 14
Produced by: Red Hot Video
Review by: Bob from the Netherlands

Spankings: M/F
Starring: Tangerine Dream, Kate Jordan, Inka and The Red Hot Man
Produced by: Greg Edwards
Directed by: Greg Edwards
Edited by: Greg Edwards
Format: VHS
Produced: Unknown
Running time: 1 hour
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Let's take another trip into the sleazy hotel room where a little company called Red Hot Video conducts its business. Beautiful woman are asked to come around to do a little lingerie modeling and/or to perform an exotic dance in front of the cameras. Soon however, the women complain about their surroundings and the unprofessional way they perceive themselves as being treated. They demand to be paid and to leave the place, but instead they find themselves in a very precarious situation. The owner of Red Hot Video doesn't like his woman acting like snobs, and so he spanks them. Long, hard and without mercy.

In Red Hot Video 14 (RHV.14), another three models will get what's coming to them. The tape starts with an exotic dancer called Tangerine Dream. Now she is the epitome of everything men are willing to pay hard cash for in a woman. Long with curly blond hair, an athletic body and big, huge, gigantic tits. Sure, they're obviously artificial, but when you like big boobs.. hey, who cares? Tangerine is a real professional; she utilizes every aspect of her body in her dance and shows us every intimate detail of herself. She's only dressed in some flimsy lingerie and high heels. Her use of a banana is mouth watering and her muscular derrière just invites you to slap it. And slapped it will get.

Tangerine performs a lap dance for our Mystery Man from Red Hot Video. She sticks her mountains of breasts in his face while he fondles her butt and then sticks them in ours when she bents over to rub her nether cheeks across his crotch. This is just too tempting for our man. He lifts her up by her waist, swings her body around and lets gravity do its work. While the weight of her tits pulls Tangerine down, her butt sticks up in the air and our man starts to spank it immediately. The swats are good and loud, the flat of his hand producing sharp sounds when it collides with her tight bum. Tangerine tries to stand up but fails, her feet touching the ground but her now quite reddening butt still high up. In the meantime, a cute blond dame wearing glasses walks by and listens in on the action at the door. The stinging slaps continue as Tangerine's bottom starts to glow red while she's complaining about the hurt. The pain is evident on her face and now we see the high strung exotic pro being reduced to her real self, a normal enough girl being punished. It's a sight for sore eyes. Our man continues with some very hard slaps being applied in circles around her nether cheeks. When the camera concentrates on her butt, you'll also get a nice pussy shot, because that's the way Tangerine is built. She could star in Playboy or Penthouse anytime. After five minutes of walloping, our man uses a feather to tickle Tangerine. She's obviously startled which is very nice to see. But, the pleasure is soon over because our man carries on with his spanking job. After 10 minutes Tangerine is stripped completely bare save for her high heels which she sometimes swings high in the air. By now Tangerine is cursing and crying, screaming that she can't take any more. Her body dances with the slaps and her balloons of breasts are swinging wildly around the place. And still our man doesn't stop. Tangerine is really fighting him and after 20 minutes, it's over. Tangerine is sobbing and she's punished very hard. Her butt must be throbbing. Our man slaps some money on her and it's on to the next victim.

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Now, when the second girl, Katie Jordon, comes in your brat-alarm will ring out instantly. This girl is young and extremely spoiled looking. She has short, black hair and a nice figure. But, her whole attitude would try the patience of even the most pacifist person on the face of the planet. This brat needs a spanking like a flower needs water, and our man will be happy to do some gardening work. His fingers may not be green, but he knows how to color a girls bottom bright red. So, let the action begin. After entering, Katie Jordon places a phone call to complain to her agent. She isn't happy with Red Hot Video, and she makes sure we know it. She models some sexy lingerie half heartily and after she shows us some hot pants and a delicious top, she mouths off to our man. She demands money and wants out, but the result is a trip over our man's lap. He grabs her ear, places her in position and raises his arm. Katie demands to know what he's doing, but when the first slap lands it's obvious even to her. "Are you spanking me?" she still asks. Yup, he is, good and hard. Katie's perfectly round butt starts to color immediately, and when, after some minutes, her hot pants are pulled down we see the crimson red contrasting nicely with the white of her body. What follows is a thoroughly delightful spanking. Katie is young enough to be the daughter of our man, so, if you fantasize about father/daughter spankings, this is very satisfying. Katie is a really spoiled brat and she curses and mouths off the entire time. After the first ten minutes or so she's starting to wriggle very hard to get out of our man's grasp. Eventually he has to put his leg over hers to pin her in a pincher move while he continues to wallop her soundly. The action continues for a good twenty minutes: Katie trying her best to escape, our man pulling her back over his lap time and time again, spanking till her butt looks like it's on fire. When finally it's over, we get to see just how lost Ms. Jordon's case really is. Down on the floor, with a raw butt, she's still cursing and mouthing off. No doubt, about it, this spoiled brat hasn't even begun to learn her lesson. When our man slaps her money on her, she immediately grabs it and curses him some more. Therefore, our man can do the only thing left to him: he grabs her arm, holds her down on the floor and continues spanking and spanking her. The picture fades out and we're left to wonder: is it like in the fairy tales? He spanked her happily ever after.

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The closing act of RHV 14 is for the die-hard spanking lover. We see a very cute blonde in a flower dress climb the stairs to the hotel room, moving her butt in an excruciatingly tempting manner. She isn't overly handsome, but a night with her on the town would please anybody. If she wasn't such a tart. Her name's Inka and she's used to luxury. So, when she has to model lingerie for Red Hot Video, she does it half-assed (pun intended) which results in the expected manner: Inka buns up across our man's lap, having the stuffing spanked out of her. This would be a very pleasant twenty minutes if she didn't scream so much. Her voice is very throaty and grinding and the longer our man spanks her, the harder she screams. If you love that kind of action, this is one for you, if you don't, decrease the sound volume and just enjoy the images. Inka doesn't take her spanking without a fight and while her cheeks go from pink to deep, bright red, she struggles and wriggles to get away. Our man has to clasp her hands behind her back and eventually he even has to tie her panties around her ankles to hinder the use of her legs, continuing the beating of a lifetime. It now looks like a combination of a wrestle match and a serious spanking. When Inka is finally let down she brings more trouble upon herself by trying to clog our man on the head with a beer bottle. This results in another session of merciless spanking while Inka now really screams her lungs out. In the end, our ears ring with her screams, and there's no doubt: this woman deserved every minute of the spanking she got. Let's hope she learned her lesson, because we would love to see her spanked again, but to hear it another time, please, have mercy!



Red Assed Lap Dancing Vol. 15
Produced by: Red Hot Video
Review by: Bob from the Netherlands

Spankings: M/F
Starring: Shauna, Kelley Jean, Elle, and The Red Hot Man
Produced by: Greg Edwards
Directed by: Greg Edwards
Format: VHS
Produced: Unknown
Running time: 1 hour
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What makes watching a spanking video a delight? Is it the tension you feel knowing what's going to happen as the story unfolds? Is it the fetishism itself, watching 'another kind of porn' than usual? Is it simply the naked, red butts, being slapped long, hard and good? Or, is it the sheer sexual thrill of seeing grown women submitted to humiliating chastisement? All these reasons apply to Red Hot Video 15, another in the long line of spanking movies from Red Hot Video in which professional models come around for a shoot, but soon find themselves bottoms up across the lap of a faceless spanker, having the stuffing smacked out of them.

The first victim in RHV 15 is Shauna. We see her arriving in the pouring rain at the hotel door, entering and complaining immediately about the fact that no one opens the door for her while it's pouring outside. It's clear we're seeing a prima donna here, a woman who has seen a lot of the business and expects to be treated accordingly. Shauna is a very ripe woman, a big-breasted blonde with big lips and an attitude. She isn't overly tall, but her body is firm and shapely. You like her especially if you're into firm, big breasted women. Just watch her fortress of a butt. Shauna keeps complaining about the hotel room, the cables on the floor and the job she has to do. After doing a little modeling of sexy undies she is presented with a banana to add some flair to her performance. She isn't at all happy with that and points out that she isn't a porn actress. However, she grudgingly accepts the banana and handles it with startling skill for someone who 'isn't' a porn actress. She's soon fed up with it though and tosses the fruit away. She then mouths off to our man about everything that has happened thus far and demands to be paid on the spot. Our man has reached the limit of his patience and grabs her by the ear to pull her across his lap.

Now the fun starts! While Shauna complains about this treatment, we see her bodacious backside being thrust into the air, the hand of our man hovering above it. When the first slap lands Shauna is startled and so are we. The sound that comes off these meaty cheeks is simply delightful. The flesh bounces and ripples and our man has to use every ounce of strength in his arm to get through to her. Shauna's butt colors ever so slowly, which of course means that she must feel the punishment for a good while longer. She threatens with lawyers and force and complains that this has never happened to her before in her life, something that we doubt, because at the same time she seems to be enjoying herself hugely. When her panties are slipped down and we finally see her heavenly butt in all it's glory, she is wriggling her legs, complaining about the humiliating experience, bucking and dancing to get away and at the same time moaning and breathing heavily. All the while our man keeps landing hard swats on the by now blood red buns. It's like watching a beautiful sunset. We also get to see her big boobs bouncing freely all over the place; a bonus if ever there was one! The action is filmed beautifully and we are additionally treated to some picture-in-picture action, meaning we get to see Shauna's face and at the same time in the corner of the screen her bouncing red butt. The spanking takes about 20 minutes and when Shauna is thrown off mystery spankers lap, her whole body is covered with sweat. But, is it hers or our spankers? Whatever the case, he gets up to fetch a nice, cool beer. And he certainly deserves it, no doubt about that!

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Next up is Kelley Jean. Kelley is the sort of woman you associate with exotic dancing. Tall, blond, big breasts, professional make up, sexy outfit and the moves of a sleek panther. She dances for us and shows off her body, of which we pay closest attention to her butt, of course. It's small and tight, a great contradiction to the mountains of delight which was Shauna's behind. After Kelley's dance, and we've seen she's a bit of a bimbo, she gives our Mystery Spanker a lap dance, which culminates in a completely different kind of lap dance. Our spanker grasps her small back firmly and starts to apply his trade on her backside. Kelley bites her teeth and bucks immediately. Her firm little cheeks are being slapped soundly. The spanking takes place in a hall of some sorts, because the sound effects echo more than normal. A great plus. If you always wanted to see an exotic dancer spanked, this is it. Kelley has a little tattoo above her crack, a thong which gets pulled down after a little while and when her breasts pop over our man's leg you can't help but stare. Please god let them be real! During her ordeal Kelly mostly suffers in silence, letting out the occasional sobs, her pain evident on her face. It's really an endurance spanking, because our man never lets up and in the end, her cute little end is fire engine red. Yep, it's a cute spanking. After 20 minutes she is allowed to get up and Mystery Spanker hugs and comforts her, making sure he feels the warmth coming of this young lady's well treated bum.

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The last girl to get what's coming to her is Elle. Elle is a very sexy, tall red head. Curly hair, shapely figure and an attitude which gets her in trouble real soon. When you see her face you just know she's asking for it, so sit back and enjoy. First, she models some very, very sexy lingerie, which she does proud. But, we can't enjoy her body for long, because she's such a whiner. After she complains about her surroundings and demands to be paid immediately it's across the lap for her. When the spanking starts, we see a devil emerging in front of our eyes. Elle gets extremely mad and threatens to call the police, but as always, our man is not impressed and gleefully continues his work. What follows is a long, hard spanking. A blond woman in the street is alerted by the screams & curses and listens in at the door. She finds it very entertaining, as do we. Elle's delicious round bottom soon becomes as red as her curly hair, both of which bob and bounce across Mystery Spankers lap. Her butt is a delight to watch and after awhile, when it's red and glowing, our man grabs a handful of ice cubes and applies them to her steaming buns. The ice melts immediately and water drips down her legs. She calms somewhat but then without warning, the beating resumes in earnest. When she is finally thrown to the floor, she hasn't quite learned her lesson. Instead of apologizing and going home to think about her attitude she grabs a beer can and tries to hit our man over the head with it! He sees her coming a mile away and so it's back over the knee for her for some very, very hard swats. Now she really fights to get off his lap, but to no avail, she is spanked black and blue. She kicks her legs high up in the air while our man's huge hands crash down on both cheeks at once, coloring them a deeper and deeper shade of crimson. At the finish, this disagreeable woman is spanked very, very well indeed, and so we come to another satisfying end of yet another satisfying tape.

There's no doubt about it, for whatever reasons you like to watch a spanking video, Red Hot videos are the ones to watch.

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