January 2003 Reviews

Red Hot Video is back at again with a new installment of their very successful Red Assed Lap Dancing Series. Although the format is the same as the previous videos in the series, RHV has managed to make each better than the last, and Volume 18 is no exception. The first model to grace the lap of Greg Edwards is Maklaryn. She is a cute brunette who does a little modeling before developing an attitude and paying the price with an OTK hand spanking. The punishment begins over a thong and she eventually ends up bare bottomed. The spanking is plenty hard and for those of you that like to see tears, there is some crying here. A nice touch that RHV sometimes add to their scenes is a girl listening in at the hotel door. This time it is a really hot blonde who I can't wait to see in a future production. I found out some interesting information about Maklaryn from Greg after I got the video. It seems that after her spanking was over she went to the ER because she was worried about the bruises on her bottom.

The second girl featured is Liz Tyler. Liz is a really cute young woman with short blond hair. After the lingerie modeling is out of the way she takes one of the most intense hand spankings that I have seen in a RHV production. Almost all of the RHV spankings are very hard, but this one is a cut above. After some serious ass swatting, Greg has some fun with Liz by having her pick which cheek shee wants him to swat hard. Of course he takes the opportunity to spank the opposite one. The thing that is really great about this scene is Liz's reactions. She totally breaks down near the end of the scene and starts bawling her head off. It gets so bad that her nose actually starts running uncontrollably. If you enjoy seeing a woman crying while being spanked then this is a scene that you most certainly don't want to miss.

The final woman to be spanked is Alexis. She is a nice looking lady and has a killer ass but her spanking is kind of a let down after the Liz Tyler scene. It begins with her getting spanked while wearing a mini skirt and ends with her totally nude. A dark haired woman listens to the whole thing unfold from outside the motel door.

RHV 18 is a very good spanking video, especially for those who enjoy tears. Liz Tyler's OTK scene is one of the best that I have seen out of RHV's line, or anyone else's line for that matter. The technical aspects of the video are all good. If you want to see some hard hand spanking and lots of tears, then put this one on your list of must see videos.

Red-Assed Lap Dancing Volume 11
Produced by: Red Hot Video
Review by: Bob from the Netherlands
Spankings: M/F
Starring: Brandi, Beth, Tiffany and the Red Hot Man
Produced by: Greg Edwards
Directed by: Greg Edwards
Format: VHS
Produced: 2000
Running time: 57 minutes
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Just admit it, it's hard enough to get a date without trying to get to spank her at the end of the night. Luckily, there are plenty of videos and DVD's nowadays to entertain these urges without getting you into trouble. Some of the most satisfactory video's out there are the ones produced by Red Hot Video, in which a faceless spanker pays nice looking females a tidy sum to come model for him ending in a lap dance. Not the lap dance you'll get in some expensive bars, but the kind normally associated with punishment and discipline.

The first of the three women in RHV 11 is called Brandi. She's a snotty redhead, sporting half-long hair and an ivory complexion. She's modeling sexy lingerie in high heels without much fervor. Although she has a pretty smile she's real bratty and our faceless spanker is soon fed up with her. When she complains loudly about her situation she's asked to model the last sexy outfit in front of the camera's, deposited across our man's lap. She grudgingly complies, but before she has time to get to grips with her new position her round, pale bottom is getting the treatment it so richly deserves. Our man reddens it up quite nicely while Brandi begs to be released, all the while emitting some great au au au noises. While the spanking continues Brandi swings her legs from left to right, up and down and soon all this commotion is being heard by a shapely blonde woman on the streets. She listens in at the door and giggles throughout the rest of the session. Brandi's ass has in the meantime taken on a nice colour and our man decides to add some more to this image. He grabs some ice cubes and rubs them on Brandi's hot butt cheeks. This agrees well with the young lady, but before she gets too comfortable our man's finishing the job he's started. Brandi's wet, red cheeks are smacked loudly while she jumps with each impact. The au au au noises continue for a while before our man let's her up to strip her completely bare. He then hugs her for a moment but she makes the mistake of insulting him whereupon it's back over his knee again for the finishing stretch. He grabs Brandi firmly around the waist and punishes her good and hard. Her buns swing high up in the air and she begs and struggles before being released. She falls down on the floor, rubbing her ass while our man grabs one of his favorite beers: a 'Red Ass Ale'. Although Brandi really deserved what she got, I've seen our man deliver some harder spankings and I can't help but feel this is a warm up to what's coming next. This spanking lasted about 10 to 15 minutes, but that's okay. The next one up is a classic.

On a perfectly normal day we see a beautiful black sports car arriving at the seedy hotel where the Red Hot Video's take place. Out comes a blonde missus, wearing glasses and a haughty look on her face. She could well be a schoolteacher but her short dress and figure tells us otherwise. When she walks up to the hotel you can't help but notice the firm way in which her dress is filled, this woman has some sweet, sweet flesh on her. When Beth, 'cause that's her name, comes in to meet our man she gives her surroundings a disapproving glare. She's used to more luxury, that's clear. When she starts modeling sexy lingerie, we really get to appreciate her sexuality: her mischievous look, her firm but fleshy body and her round, shapely planet of an ass. Luckily, it doesn't take long before Beth makes herself impossible and soon our man is forced to grab her by the ear and drag her across his lap, the place where lots of other young women have been taught a lesson or two. The difference between now and then is that Beth is almost fully clothed when the spanking starts, so that means we get to see her delicious behind being unwrapped slowly. When our man starts applying his trade, it's great to see the startled Beth begin to react to the blows. Her well formed butt is a great soundboard for our man's big hands, but even so he has to work real hard to cover all the inches of flesh spread out beneath him. Soon he peels away the first layer between his palms and Beth's naked nether cheeks and we get a nice glimpse of her reddening posterior wrapped in sexy underclothing. While our man continues the action, we see Beth's face reddening in the same rapid way as her behind. When the camera returns to her back our man has already pulled down the panties, which is a shame, because it would have been nice to see the by now quite red butt cheeks of Beth being brought into the light. No time to contemplate that loss, though, because now that the panties are down we get to see Beth's bodacious ass in all its glory. The cameraman is careful to get it all in view while our man is busy delivering his slaps in a circular motion to colour every sweet inch of resounding flesh. Beth is getting the walloping she deserves and she has to fight to get her breath while she's being pummeled. When you see her face in close-up again you'll feel the overwhelming need to French Kiss this beautiful woman radiating sexuality. She's in pain, but she's also in heat. Speaking of heat, after 10 minutes of furious action Beth is let up to go dump her behind in the dressing room sink to cool down. After this relief she, now striped bare from the waist down, verbally abuses our man using some very unladylike language. So, it's back over his knee again for some more punishment. Her high-pitched shrieks and curses now attract the attention of a good-looking woman on the street who listens in at the door for the remainder of this session. All the while, our man is continuing to slap, slap away at Beth's behind. Soon he pulls her up to strip her completely bare and then tosses her back over his lap to finish the task of making this woman see the error of her ways. Beth's behind is angry red now and for the remainder of the session, we get to observe it from some especially pleasing angles. The part where you see our man from behind, with Beth's crimson butt across his lap high in the air, being highlighted by lamplight, is good enough to frame and put on the wall. What a sight it must be to see this pudding of delight being coloured by your handiwork! Yup, we're jealous! After 20 minutes, it's over for Beth and she's released. Time for her (and us) to get some breath back.

The last one to come along for some modeling is a young, black haired girl called Tiffany. She's the kind of girl you meet at house parties and one of those brats who can tick you off in no time. Not surprisingly, while modeling some sexy lingerie, she ticks our man off too, and we know where that's going to get her. When inevitably she's swung across his lap, she's wearing a silver dress with silver high heels, which really do suit her. Our man starts her punishment slapping her butt through the silver dress while Tiffany curses and screams. After awhile he lifts up the dress and we discover Tiffany isn't wearing any panties.. naughty, naughty. Her very round and firm cheeks are already quite red and our man continues beating them happily. Tiffany stays in place but kicks her legs furiously, shaking her head from side to side while screaming and cursing her lungs out. Our man has to clasp her hands behind her back several times while her delicious butt gets redder and redder all the while exquisitely framed by the silver dress. During this session, we're treated to some beaver shots and Tiffany's cute breasts draped over our man's leg. Her behind takes on a furious red colour in the 20 minutes it's treated to solid, no nonsense spanking without even so much as a moments respite. Tiffany is soundly spanked and this makes the perfect dessert for a video, which began a tad slowly, but delivered a first class main course.

Red-Assed Lap Dancing Volume 13
Produced by: Red Hot Video
Review by: Bob from the Netherlands
Spankings: M/F
Starring: Brianna, Rhiannon, Stefanie and the Red Hot Man
Produced by: Greg Edwards
Directed by: Greg Edwards
Format: VHS
Produced: 2000
Running time: 59 minutes
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While it's possible to get a varied helping of spanking movies making use of tools like whips, canes, hair brushes, paddles and the like, it's great to know that bare hand, over-the-knee spankings are still in demand as well. It is indeed most satisfying to see a man, using only the strength in his arms to pin a young woman down, strip her behind bare and spank the living daylights out of her. With Red Hot Video, these practices are common good and in RHV 13, they are taken to the extreme.

The first girl up is called Brianna. She's the epitome of blonde: shapely, half-long hair and a look to drive you wild. She models sexy lingerie which makes you drool, but without real pleasure, because she soon complains about everything: her surroundings, the professionalism of the whole deal and the fact there's only beer to drink instead of bottled water. When she's asked to model the last pair of panties across our man's knees she complies, but seems quite surprised when instead of making the last shots of her ass, our man seems happy to take some shots at her ass. She's getting spanked like a little girl! Brianna's slutty behind is really put to the test. Invitingly proffered such as it is it across our man's lap her bottom offers all the right angles to really wallop the stuffing out of it. Brianna obviously can't stand the pain, because she's soon crying and bawling like a baby. During the session, she sometimes looks straight into the camera, a nice touch giving you the opportunity to see the hurt first hand. While Brianna screams like a pig, her bare breasts are in plain view swinging merrily and when our man pulls down her thong, we're treated to a tasty pussy shot. Brianna kicks her heat radiating cheeks high up in the air and struggles to get away. It's no use, soon she's completely bare and still in the power of our man. He continues beating her long cheeks raw, sometimes one at a time, sometimes both cheeks at once, but always hard and without pity. Brianna loses it completely and cries, fights, screams and kicks while slap after hard slap find their way to her raw behind. The 15-minute beating is being overheard by a tall brunette, standing at the door. At the end, it will be a long time before Brianna can sit down again.

If you think Brianna's punishment was harsh, you haven't seen anything yet. The next girl up is also a blonde, although with shorter hair and a lot bitchier looking. She's a real looker: nice body, great breasts, sexy face and a large tattoo on her back. Her name's Rhiannon and she models lingerie while we get to appreciate her body. When our man offers her a banana to spice up her act, she's offended and throws the fruit across the room. This immediately earns her a one way trip over our man's lap. He grabs her by the ear, pulls her toward a bed and swings her across his lap. Rhiannon turns into a real fury, cursing and fighting severely. But, it's no use; she hasn't got the strength and now, the most painful 20 minutes of her Life is about commence. Let me start off here by saying that I'm no psychologist, however judging from our man's actions I can't help but to wonder if he doesn't feel compelled to get some sort of revenge on these types of blondes. Maybe he once had a girlfriend like that who made his life difficult, or perhaps he's paying alimony to one. Whatever the cause, Rhiannon gets the hardest and most severe beating I've ever seen in a Red Hot Video. Our man literally attacks her bottom with the savagery of an enraged demon walloping her instantly, fast and furious, while she screams in agony. At first you can only think: "what a great looking butt", but not for long, because in no time it's transformed into a red and raw battlefield. Rhiannon kicks and screams while her buns are pummeled with the force of a hurricane. She gets a moments respite while our man fumbles with the straps of her brassiere, but then it's back to the barrage of slaps again. After a long while her panties are pulled down as well. By then, her ass is black and blue and Rhiannon is crying: long, black drops of mascara merge with the drool escaping her lips. And still our man doesn't let up! While she begs and curses him his hand swings up and down mercilessly, pounding her butt raw. When he does pause it's only to knead her brutalized cheeks which causes her as much pain as the slaps which precede and proceed this lecherous diversion. Twenty full minutes this ordeal takes during which Rhiannon shrieks out threats to our man's life when not simply screaming her lungs out. When finally she's let go she seems as if in shock, falling down to the floor in a bundle. It almost surprises you, because her ass must be numb by now, having sustained the heavy punishment of this non-stop beating. Our man now arises and grabs himself a cold 'Red Ass Ale' and we get one last look at poor Rhiannon shaking and sobbing inconsolably. If you're into real, hard punishments this is the one you have to see. It's the only time I've seen our man really, really let loose with such ferociousness, continuing the spanking long after it's becomes clear his victim is in real pain. Judge for yourself if he's gone too far.

RHV 13 concludes with a spirited chastisement administered to the bare bottom of one Stefanie Weaver, a sexy woman who has nonetheless seen better days. Stefanie looks like the sort of overripe gold digger white haired geezers are fond of lavishing their children's inheritance on. Stripped of her clothing we see that her still well proportioned flesh is beginning to sag ever so slightly, it's obvious that this woman has been around the block a few times even if most of those trips were chauffeur driven. So, if you've always wanted to see a mature strumpet spanked like a naughty child, this is it. Stefanie is wearing flimsy blue lingerie while giving our man a lap dance. The opening scene is in black and white, but as soon as the spanking starts and the colour comes back. Not only in the images, but also on her cheeks. The pale flesh colours nicely at the professional touch of our man. While he continues his work Stefanie fights him, all the while babbling sentences such as: "this is not allowed!", "I'll hurt you!" or "Stop, it burns!". She sometimes rolls herself around so our man has to roll her back again, like a red herring in a vat. She tries to stand up, which forces him to grab her waist and spank her while she's almost upright. He forces her down again several times and even has to clasp her hands behind her back while he continues punishing her sinful bottom. It is something of a nice battle to see. Stefanie puts up a delicious fight, something you can't say about all of the other girls, some of whom just lay there and kick their legs. The struggle continues for a good 15 minutes and is overhead by a black haired woman, who doesn't look so young herself.

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