A Creative Spanko Wench

Another Video Review

by patty

A while back I posted a review of The School Master’s Revenge by Spanking Epics
. I’m not sure if anyone actually bought the tape or DVD on my say so but then why would any one tell me right? LOL. It was a great story with good spanking and appealed to my sensibilities as a spanko, a woman and a writer & consumer of erotica.

I mentioned that I’m a picky consumer and had some straight things to say about what I do and don’t like. Spanking videos are quite expensive after all and I think consumers deserve some form a benchmark to use when making a decision to purchase one. I’d prefer to know the reviewer’s particular tastes and biases and occasionally read a pan based on them, that read a spank by spank description of the contents with virtually no information about quality or appeal.

My particular taste when it comes to spanking fantasy involves punishment. In my whole life I have yet to receive a punishment that did not produce moderate to significant distress. In my fantasies, the build up, the tension is all about the reality that the spanking will hurt too much and I will be desperate for it to be over. Brutality doesn’t appeal to me much at all, but evidence that what’s being depicted is really sinking in does. Few if any of my fantasies ever articulate the actual crime, so, honestly, if a full fleshed our offense is missing from a video then that’s OK with me. The dynamic between the spanker and his victim is very key to me. I have two preferences there, and it depends on my mood which I’m likely to seek. Number one is close and caring; he’s firm, uncompromising for her own good, and his interest in her wellbeing is evident. Number two is indifferent and judging; he’s hard and intractable, teaching her a sound lesson and dispensing just desserts because she has it coming and he’s had enough.

I don’t like too much bad acting especially overdone phony histrionics. Irritating non-stop screeching and incessant bratty whining when the spanking is clearly pitty pat makes me want to hunt down the producers and spank them. That would be the case with the two Bobbie Tawse productions tapes we’ve acquired. Fortunately I understand that Bobbie is spanked fairly regularly, and she makes cool dropseat PJ’s that I own two pairs of by the way. Mind you, if age play and lighter spankings with definite little girl daddy themes are your thing, I think you’ll love her stuff. Just not my thing is all.

So, lemme tell you about some videos today OK? I was going to do a review of videos that represent both kinds of my fantasy spankers, but after getting down to writing, I think each deserves their very own post. So, this time round we’ll do one type.

#1: The indifferent spanker who spanks because she deserves it.

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I’m not much of a spanked schoolgirl type consumer, although there are a few college student professor tapes that I could recommend happily. Girl’s boarding school and Real Spankings Institute have a few pretty good products, but really their memberships provide much better material than their video catalogues do. For now anyway.

So, without that quintessential mainstream diffident spanker, the teacher or coach, who could be the spanker?

Right now, it’s a bit of a compromise. Greg, the mystery spanker who spanks seemingly unsuspecting, bad, bad, adult industry girls who enter his cheesy motel spanko lair under the thin barely believable guise of a lingerie modeling gig, fills the bill. You gotta love Greg. He’s consistent. We have five RHV DVD’s. Two he gave us, one David Pearson gave us, and two we bought. My favorite was a freebie. Thank you Greg. RHV 16
, all three vignettes are good. My least favorite of RHV’s productions is RHV 20
also a freebie. Sorry Greg.

Only one spanking ‘model’ has ever enchanted my husband as much as Chanta Rose did in RHV 16
, and that was Tanya Hide in a Dallas spanks hard tape we paid over 60 bucks for… (grrrrrr… but that’s another post some day). In e-mail I suggested to Greg that he might want to do away with the pretense of the lingerie shoot and just let the brats he hired to get spanked just be bratty because they were there to be spanked. He answered with an indulgent smile. OK, OK, eg I know the adage, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. LOL. For me though, the painful prelude of the phony ruse was the main detractor from his product. I think he picked this particular video to share with me just to be a tease. The first vignette featuring Chanta Rose is probably the best and most convincing one he’s done. She actually models and sells the lingerie, and she had Fred captivated from the start. Unlike the other models who mostly tease the camera and behave like strippers, Chanta plays the role for real with an innocence that is endearing. Fred just loved her, and I enjoyed watching him appreciate her. I also liked watching her. The only time you get any inkling that this whole adventure is completely consensual is when she gets put in the corner. It’s just a brief glimpse of compliance though. Otherwise what you get is a believably nice girl who was a bit more smart mouthed and snotty than usual and who knows it. The set up of the cheesy motel really helps there you know, because any gal with class trying to move up, probably would get snotty if sent for a real job to a dive. And Chanta has class. Her initial upset when the spanking gets going is that she has a ‘real job’ tomorrow and he’s ruining her for it by marking her bottom. The whole scenario is special. She’s mad and outraged, regretful and apologetic, pleading and appealing. In the midst of probably thousands of scalding spanks, at least twice when pointed whacks are delivered, she yelps and pleads, “what was that one for!” tears dripping off her nose both times. Even though I kind of like the RHV signature spank delivered tip ending, this one was different enough that the only thing that would have made this spanking perfect for me would have been if the spanker had hugged her at the end… I think that was a $100.00 bill he whacked onto her tush though… a step up from the $20’s & $10’s he’s been known to whack with.

Then you get Heaven. This gal is cute as a button and definitely surprised as heck that spankings hurt. You can see the conflict in her face as she looks to the camera. “Fuck! Fuck, Fuck! I’m going to start crying.” “Ohhhh Ohhhh Fuck. Owe, owe owe ooooo oooo ooo oooo! God damn it! It fucking hurts. Owe Fuck! God damn it! What did I doOoooo! Fred kept elbowin me saying “she sound’s like you.” Then she wailed, “I’m gonna tell my Dad on you!” Fred lost it. I f you guys just knew how many times I howled that in the blazing heat of a spanking in the first few years we were married. We stopped the tape here and I got a “fuck it hurts spanking and then a good oooooooo it’s right fucking.

While Chanta Rose almost refuted my perception of the lingerie modeling ruse as tired and extraneous, August lee kinda proves my point.

Getting past the limitations of her acting, August is pretty and I loved the outfits she modeled Fred’s keen to find a fishnet body suit for me now, and I have a mole just like hers only up and a bit more to the right. Hers is to the right but much more centered than mine… Look at the bondage corset drawing & you might figure out that reference.

As soon as she’s OTK, August’s protests are priceless. Her angry, “I’m gonna have some guy come here and kick yer ass!” was good. As weak as her acting ability was during the tame lingerie stuff, August’s outrage is pretty darned convincing during the spanking. “I’m gonna tell my mother. Wait till I tell my father! He’s going to come here and kick your ass!” Again, Fred laughed and I blushed. What can I say! At least I’ve never screamed, “Help, help please call the fire department. It burns!” and I’ve never said, “Your hand is like a fly swatter! “ And I’ve never called Fred “Mr. Pervert.”

August appealed to me most because she looks to be a very well preserve older gal. Mid, to late thirties, possibly early 40’s, healthy and toned, but with that sort of detached thin surface jiggle we all get with time. Fred loves it, I hate it… but on August it looks good.

Except for maybe Fred, there’s probably no man who spanks harder with just his hand than RHV’s “Mystery Spanker” (Dare ya guys to prove me wrong.).

As for RHV #20
. The middle vignette with Nina is great. Her fire and venom is perfection…. The mystery spanker gets called cunt, is labeled dickless, gets his ball cut off, and just keeps on spanking. Both Fred & I very much enjoyed Nina.

The first session with Kristen is OK, but not great. The last session made me cringe. I know it was agreed to up front and there’s nothing real in it, it’s just the degree of degredation and humiliation took me by surprise and bothered me. Ivy is definitely not an innocent girl, and her body looks among the most used RHV has shown, No question she’s well up there on the continuum of experience, yet, when she covered her pussy first to protect herself from the spanker’s advances, something said “hey wait a sec. She doesn’t know,” or at the very least, she’s not sure. Ivy struggles a lot too. Not really the norm for a RHV tape. While there’s lots of wiggling and it’s clear every single girl involved could stop this in one second if she wanted too, this time, I wasn’t comfortable that Ivy was all the way on board. The icky part for me was the unappreciated blow-job, the inclusion of a ‘you’re a slut who just proved herself even more worthy of punishment, so it will continue’ element. While there’s no question it was fake it just didn’t really belong as a novelty element add in to part 3 of a so, so spanking video. Humiliation is a very powerful theme for women who have fantasies about it. If you’re going to dance with it, please, don’t relegate it to an afterthought in the third segment of a video about pure spanking. It’s just not a theme that deserves that kind of trivialization.

And then there’s fantasy spanker #2. The spanker with a relationship with his victim:

Well, this part of the review is a work in progress. I have my favorites so far … There are some good ones in our library, and no doubt more being made…