For
our work is far from finished. The truth be told,
despite all our best efforts these past five
years there are still many, many naughty young
tarts running around loose out there.
I kid you not.
Walk past any newsstand and you'll see them
adorning the covers of lurid men's magazines
or, if you dare, poke your head into your local
adult video shop to see still more engaged
in conduct the likes of which modesty compels
me not to describe further.
It's shocking!
Wayward young models, actresses, strippers,
webcam girls and such all in dire need of moral
guidance, applied briskly and repeatedly where
it will do the most good.
 It
is indeed a difficult and oftentimes thankless
job, but somebody's got to do it and that somebody
is us.
We continue therefore to do everything in
our power to see to it that each and every
one (or at least the better looking specimens)
are dealt with accordingly and - most importantly
- that the evidence of such is presented for
your personal perusal here at bunbeatingfun.com
 The
presentations we've prepared come to you in the
form of digitally edited video available for immediate
download or, if you prefer, as 60
minute DVD's and videotapes from our online
store.
Each of these no-nonsense presentations feature
three gorgeous young tarts all of whom were,
shall we say, lured into our "studio" with
the usual common but effective enticement.
No boring "filler" material
here
When you kick back
and press the "play" button, you won't
find yourself reaching for the "fast forward" button
because we don't waste your time with lame story
lines and even lamer acting.
Life is made to imitate
art
Our models play the
role of....well, models. Our dancers are likewise
instructed to portray dancers, our porn stars
porn stars and so on. In effect the amount of "acting" required
is minimal which we feel to be in the best interests
of everyone involved most especially you the
audience. Of course, we do tell the "ladies" to
pretend to be amoral,  self-centered,
egotistical, rude and so on, but like I said
the amount of acting required is minimal.
Best of all, this part of the program lasts
but a scant few minutes.
What comes next ain't about acting.
Action speaks louder than words
Worse even than lame
acting is lame content. All too many spanking
producers employ a technique that can best be
described as the SMACK-talk-SMACK-SMACK-talk-talk-talk-SMACK-
talk-talk
routine. You'll see none of that nonsense in
our films where the action is always fast and
furious.
Hey, the bitches we present to you are all
way, waaay beyond the point where any well
meaning lecture would do them an ounce of good
anyway. More importantly, neither you nor we
want to hear it. So....after the briefest of
introductory preliminaries the only remaining
dialog you'll hear are the howls, screams and
frantic gibberish you'd expect to hear from
a wench getting the bare ass smacking of a
lifetime.
Sweet, sweet music indeed.
This is the real
thing
The spankings themselves
are classic, over-the-knee hand spankings that
are lengthy, severe....and real.
No cupped palms for these bimbos
If you're not already
aware of the old hand-cupping trick, it's time
that you were clued in. This is in fact an all
too common method of (we think) cheating that
is employed by damn near every producer in the
industry. When executed correctly, it is a surprisingly
effective way of making a whole lot of noise
with a minimum of effort. Most of that noise
you hear is created by the cushion of air, which
becomes trapped, between the spankers cupped
palm and its supposed target. The whole idea
is of course to make a mild to moderate bottom
smacking seem like very much more.
We don't do "air spankings".
Judge for yourself
Click on any of our
sample clips and then pay close attention to
the spankers hand as it makes contact with the
flawless bottom below. See how those well-exercised butt
butt cheeks are made to bounce, wobble and jiggle
like bowls of traumatized Jell-O! Observe now
how quickly the miscreant's exquisite bottom takes
on the hue of a summer sunset as you delight
in the sight of those stark albeit momentary
white handprints each subsequent blow imparts
upon it. All this time be sure to savor the
sounds of those smart crisp smacks cutting through
the din of outraged screams with razor sharp
clarity.
These are the sights and sounds of real spankings
administered to real tarts with the utmost in
gusto and vehemence....for this is the way it
should be.
Consider if you will that those tantalizing
red bottoms squirming so suggestively under
that hard swung hand are those of wicked women.
Yes!! Those flailing legs and those swaying
breasts - be they natural or otherwise - are
those of unchaste strumpets!
These, ladies and gentlemen, are real bad girls
maneuvered at last into a position they should
have been compelled to assume long, long ago.
You may rest assured, once we get our hands on 'em not a one
sits on her sweet ass again for one very, very
long time.
Help us to continue with our mission
By
becoming a member of the bun beating fun  family
you will be doing your bit to ensure that many,
many more wayward young tarts are similarly dealt
with.
Hey, causes don't get much worthier than this.
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