RHV17 is divided into two specific story lines. In the first, we are introduced to Misty and Lena. As the story goes, we learn that Misty and Lena are strippers hired by Red Hot Video to dance for their cameras.

Right from the beginning, Misty and Lena are unhappy with the environment in which they are to perform. This is probably only a minor stretching of the truth as the Red Hot team films this series in a sleazy motel hell just outside of Philadelphia. Misty and Lena vent their frustrations with a hurl of invectives directed towards the producer as he greets the girls at the door of his motel room. These girls can curse better than most people afflicted with Tourettes Syndrome.

Despite their unhappiness, Misty and Lena perform their "dance" routines for the camera. Misty is a beautiful young woman, with the body and grace of a dancer. (And the mouth of a trucker) Lena is an attractive young lady with large brown eyes and auburn hair. The real action begins when the producer catches the girls trying to abscond with his wallet after he has left the room to "tap a kidney".

Bob from the Netherlands picks up the action here:

The two girls grab the wallet and make for the exit but they don't get far as their dastardly deed was neither unobserved nor unexpected. A fight ensues and when the dust settles Misty is bound to a chair, gagged, and presented with an unobstructed view of what is to follow.

 

Lena is a petite, suntanned beauty with long, flowing dark hair. While Misty stares bug eyed, Lena is hauled across Mystery Spankers lap. Lena starts to protest immediately and her complaints get louder by the minute. Mystery Spanker is not impressed and really lets the little thief have it.

Misty alternately struggles frantically to escape, tugging fruitlessly at her binds, then sinks despairingly back into her chair only to resume her struggle moments later. All the while Misty's eyes are riveted on her friend's now bare bottom wriggling, bouncing and jiggling most delightfully under Mystery Spanker's hard swung palm.

The close-ups of Misty observing what she knows to be her own impending fate are without question truly priceless. While lambasting Lena's obscenely squirming behind Mystery Spanker addresses her as "naughty girl" and "brat", something which Lena denies in furious tones: "I'm not a brat! Not a brat! Not a brat!". After 3 minutes of relentless spanking, she swears she'll never do it again and we see her start to breakdown.

At the end of the session she is bawling and in tears, but still shouting loudly to be released. The constant drone of her voice is a little irritating and Mystery Spanker seems to think so as well. After a little more than 10 minutes she is released and made to stand in the corner, her butt literally radiating heat.

We now turn the narration over to yet another distinguished reviewer, the learned and sage Old Tom:

Once Lena gets her ass into the corner, it's Misty's turn. This time we have an angry brat. Misty lets loose, to be the angry brat throughout what turns out to be a very nice scene.

This scene develops into something far more interactive than any other. He talks to her, forces her to count, and seems to actually get through to her. She remains an angry brat - angry at being caught, I mean - but becomes a well-spanked brat with heartfelt tears.

Bob from the Netherlands returns to give us the juicy details:

Misty is really angry and curses and threatens while her butt is turned an instant angry red. She hammers her fists on Mystery Spankers leg, but this only seems to amuse him and encourages him to spank her all the harder.



During the punishment, her top slides off and we're treated to a pair of pert little hard-nippled breasts. She kicks and screams throughout her ordeal and after 8 minutes she almost escapes. Almost. Mystery Spanker grabs her firmly again and continues walloping her larcenous glutes. By now, Misty is in tears but still she won't give up.

After 10 minutes, Mystery Spanker asks how old she is. When she tells him she's 19 Mystery Spanker makes her count that many especially hard smacks on both cheeks. Being the disagreeable little slut she is Misty doesn't cooperate immediately and almost doubles this amount. Eventually, she does see, or rather feel, the flaw in this tactic and counts properly, crying loudly by now.

Next, comes the most delicious part, as Misty believed her spanking would be over after the counting. Not! She's now treated to another five minutes of especially ferocious spanking. After 17 full minutes, the remorseful wench is unceremoniously thrown off Mystery Spanker's lap. When the camera zooms in on her standing up, holding her burning cheeks, we see a combination of hurt, bewilderment, anger and humiliation clearly reflected in her eyes.

This spanking is a feast for eyes and ears alike and that last shot is absolutely unforgettable.

Old Tom now introduces us to young lady number three:

Enter Kristalee.

She's worth the price of the video all by herself. Lena in the corner as Misty fought her way into the brat hall of fame was also worth the price of the video, so figure you're getting a two-for-one deal!

Kristalee is yet another model skeptical of her No Tell Motel surroundings. She gives an honest effort, but eventually is overcome with disgust. It's just as well, because we all know she's going to be spanked anyway.

After the first few serious swats, you can see Kristalee's face radiating the horror of the situation. She's obviously never been soundly spanked before - this hurts. I mean really - ahem - HURTS. Her bottom almost immediately turns a dark red, and there's no doubt she feels the heat.

As her spanking continues without letup, it becomes even more obvious that she's never before been spanked. She just has no idea. Her potty mouth has no clue. Is it really smart to cuss out the person who is already spanking your bare bottom? She doesn't make the connection. Actually, as I was watching Kristalee, I was thinking, "this is a social commentary"!

This is a great spanking. This was a whole lot more than she thought she was in for, from the beginning, and it just goes on and on and on. What a potty mouth!

Bob from the Netherlands too notes her disjointed vocalizations as he describes what happens next:

After another 5 minutes of hard spanking Mystery Spanker takes out a feather and begins stroking Kristalee's burning buns. She's really confused now but begins to relax as the feather visits her naughty parts. She moans, sighs and in due course climaxes rather noisily. Now we're left with only the sounds of deep feminine breathing as we sense a mounting tension in the air. Suddenly Mystery Spanker flings away the bawdy feather and resumes pummeling the wench's up-thrust bottom with renewed vigor! Kristalee howls and cries inconsolably, her entire being now focused exclusively on her pain wracked butt cheeks.

By now, it's been almost 20 minutes.

Old Tom knowingly observes the rest:

Of course, the potty mouth returns the moment her bottom starts burning again. She has a rough time of it, long before it's over.

This was one of the truly great spankings. It's too bad, but I don't think Kristalee yet had the wisdom or maturity to benefit from it. But who knows... maybe she'll be lucky enough for a return trip!

1.03 Kb Kristalee Sample Clip

David Pierson provides the wrap up:

This production of "Red Assed Lap Dancing #17" is, in my opinion, the best one yet from Red Hot Video. The effective use of dialogue and plot helps us to identify with the young women being spanked and all this is achieved without sacrificing the basic strengths of the series.

Keep in mind that the girls used in these videos are neither submissives nor members of the local spanking scene. Hence, each girl's distressed response to the severe spanking to which she is subjected is as genuine as it is unique. To quote Forest Gump's mother when discussing life being like a box of chocolates "You never know what you are going to get." This is a risky but effective method of making an enjoyable spanking video.

I highly recommend this video to all lovers of spanking erotica.

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